Monday, January 31, 2011

Why Women?

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Women are beautiful. But many people also responded and stated that they are poison. In essence, the creation of woman on earth is to escort a man and became the highest asset of a creation of God for the happiness of men and women themselves.

Women are a source of inspiration. By seeing women, we will see many aspects, including the plains and ocean, obsessions and memories, the beauty and magic, and hope and purpose.

Women are the hidden treasure and they have wealth that is not visible to the eye. By looking at women and position them as a pure creation and not penyelewangan, men will get millions of ideas and potential to be developed and not destroyed by making them fall in and swim in the nature of error, abnormal, immoral and prostitution.
When the man did so, state collapse will occur and children will follow and tend to get the effect from it and the world will be destroyed.
Current events that makes women as male entertainment materials and make them fall in morale. Prostitution is happening in the world is the destruction of the most fundamental inspiration for the world and this man should be immediately stopped or our children will get an unlimited loss.

Many women, especially young mothers do not have a specific plan, which will be faced later. They assume a simplicity of events in general which has frequently occurred in mothers prior to their household. Lack of control, or treatment in terms of money,

When we look around us, so many young mothers who can not utilize the results obtained from their husbands. wasteful, inappropriate expenditures that can reduce the need for daily needs. On the other hand, a lot of young mothers can use the money according to their daily needs. Saving for example, from the savings they can read a situation that will come when they have no money saved. Of course, a special or a good mother is able to spend the money according to their daily needs and not extravagant

Many girls in the world do not know how to be a good life for a girl. They just feel free without knowing what will happen in the next time. Flying around the world, traveling, making illegal love with many boys, even they can live without thinking that they are always followed and noticed by God Almighty . They have understood what they have done, but in fact, they wouldn't know and would never want to know. That's girl in this world now.

But,...Not at all of the girls do like that. We do appreciate for them..because they have know the effect from bad things if only they do that.

Tuanku Begatui's Opinion

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In this opportunity, I would like to inform you that some articles will be posted in this blog which talks about Tuanku Begatui's Opinion or Comments.

What's Wrong?

Sometimes, we feel (as an adult person) that we master the world. We know everything much better than children. We look at them as if they had nothing to show or to be learnt. As children, they play together and want to be touched or noticed. We say, "You are spoilt child!". This is subjective opinion.

Don't you ever think that children have their own world which is far different of us. Physically, they have nothing. But, Actually, They have something that we never imagine before and make you shocked and say "How indredible!".

To know much about what children say, just keep staying here!
I would try to find more about it and give us valuable information from the children.

Don't be selfish! Look at yourself!
Children will show you the best thing in your life!

See ya!

Women liberation

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RA.Kartini : Women liberation!
                     Women is men's partner in work and creativity!
                     Women has the same right as men!
                     Women Emancipation!
                     Modern Women!
                     Women's objectives and achievement!


Miss Linda : Well, That's what RA.Kartini said to us. Actually, we can do the same things, like power,     liberation and strength. Now's time to act comprehensively. Get a better job and reach what men do and I'm sure we will get it!.

A Child : I agree, madam!, Time has changed and now's time to change! No slaves! No enforcement! No subordinates! But all are superiors and leaders. No need to cook or to boil! Let's get a better job outside there! we can reach what men do. When husbands get few dollars, now's time to help him and ask him to stay in and let us subsitute the position of husbands' power. We shouldn't care of our babies and let husband do that. Help him! Long life women liberation!

Student's Routinity

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Students : Stop Corruption!
                 Mr.X must be punished!
                 Welcome to the jungle, Mr.Tarzan!

      
News On TV : "..... About 1500 Students of BLABLABLA University demonstrated in front of Their campus for a new policy of Lecture tuition. Some lecturers tried to explain the policy wisely but the students rushed into the laboratory and the library and destructed  many things there ..... "

A Child : "Uph! The students should not have done that. Why did they not express their feeling in a wise manner? As a student!. I think they had to stop studying there and registered themselves to the playgroup class again now. What a shame! "
      

Free for all

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Mostly People (Celebrities)  : Free for all! free for everything! We are free to express everything in mind! No limitation, No restriction!, No .. No ... No ..! [Whatever .... ed.]



Child : Indonesia is not a liberal country. It's eastern-social-cultural tendency. J.P.Satre says : "My freedom becomes restricted when someone else comes into my life!".
From this statement, Freedom can not be fully state!. When someone else's coming ... the freedom gets restricted and finds its limitation. No body's free!

Girl with A Dark Jacket

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Today, I met many people who brought bags with them. whe I saw them at a glance, I thought that I had to move to a better place. yeah ... that's a bag! ... I'm going to live in one of their bag. a woman that seized my attention is her smile. I thought that she was a good woman. she stood alone at the corner of the road catching for a bus to bring her to go someplace. I just stared for a while to find if she was fine for me or not.

I still remembered with my next door. his name is Teddy. He said to me that a girl or a woman hated a frog. that's what made me do nothing for minutes. I still tried to encourage myself to close to her and jump into her bag without saying 'sorry' or could I live ....?

She wore a dark jacket with a dark glasses. a heeled shoes decorated her beautiful legs. she remained stood up without addressing people rushed go-and-back in front of her. I still sat silently. but, suddenly, there was a man closed to her and said something that I didn't understand their conversation.

I could look at her face when she screamed suddenly. the man stayed away when the woman hit the man with a fretty bag that I dreamed of. I got shocked!

"The bag was being used to hit him!", I thought." what I would be if I was inside of the bag at this time"
I didn't want to think a lot about it then it made me away from this.
Now I believed what my neighbour said 3 weeks ago. I thought that he was right!

Yeah ... he was really right!

My Frog

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When you type keyword like frog, flying or flying frog you will find that this keyword will contains anything which describes about frog. I mean a real frog!. However, my partner said that this is a uniquee discussion or topic that I ever found. Frog without saying ‘Frog’ even not say or has a natural sound on it.

I could say that, I hate saying nothing and lie. I would like to say about everything in my mind free!. To say clearly would touch one’s heart and I’m afraid that this would make everyone so angry and more uncomportable that makes someone ill even heavy-ill. To tell you the truth, I don’t want to pay for the hospital when you are kept inside the incubator like a mummy.

I really appreciate if you would read this article without saying but thinking deeply and as deep as more deepest than the ocean. What I write on this blog is only want you to know that reality can not be avoided or hidden. Sometime or someday everything would be true and published! Don’t forget about it!. When the truth wants to show itself, and god bless it, nobody can escape or cover it with anything even the strongest power you have.

Say everything true and don’t let the truth down! You’ll find that everything will have a better place and set to better time. All are mine, ‘coz I believe that previous mankind is a real one. But now .... everyone has changed. How poor ...... .!

Lost my Way

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My teacher, billy, adressed me this morning while I was playing guitar with paul, my old friends. he smiled sweetly and said : you do what nobbody does!. well, I thought that its tail must be cut to stop saying like that to me. Teacher for me is not a teacher but father. a father must say everything nice to hear and to make ones smile till going to bed without argueing. this fact should not be declared into my life. he said that world of human get crawled. nobody trusts each other. teacher is like a child. he or she needs a meal to survive and beg to the schoolmaster like a beggar. what a shame!

Knowledge and science is expensive. this must be paid by heartily heart. it will be no use when both of them are being sold cheaply.

That's way ... I got hush attitude to whatever he said to me. I'm playing guitar to be a group band I built three years ago. it was a great creativity. why must be left behind?. why should be! don't let me say to my self that I lost my way! that's not fair! that's not fair. think it back or never.

Sing In Heavy Rain

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Well, heavy rain’s coming! ... it’s the best time for me to sing loudly without stopping till rain stops itself! I prepare everything to rush out and gather with my best friends then sing together there.... under the bridge... hahahaha and happy forever... at last I laugh ... huaaahahahahahaha ... (no stopping, babe!)

Before going out of my bedroom, my beloved queen said “Honey!, would you watch the news on the TV”..... I turn my head and watch for a while. “What!?” I said to myself. There I saw many places around the world in flood!, many bodies died and many faces are wet of tears! Oh god! Then I saw there that there are so many nights blue, no laughs, no smiles and no kidding but cries and sadness covered their life at that day! What happenned?

At a second I write a piece of letter to my friends, here is :

Hello dud,

Stop to talk!, stop to smile!, stop to laugh! And stop to hahahahaha.
Today is not a happy day! I change it into a sadness day!
Don’t you ever think that a part of this earth you find a poor people with a big and huge flood around them where houses and mountain got drowned by a little drop of water!?
Don’t blame the heavy rain! But blame yourselves! Why don’t you take your hand to help them in poverty and Mercy!

Amanat 1 Tuanku Begatui : Startegi meraih pagerank 7

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Membaca judul diatas, apa yang terbesit dalam benak anda? Mustahilkah? (no way, man!). Apa-apa yang ada dan dipublish di blog begatui-online.blogspot ini benar-benar amanat dari tuanku begatui dari negeri antahberantah. Dan, bukan menjadi hal yang mustahil semuanya bisa menjadi kenyataan saat keseriusan dalam memahami dan mencoba dan mencoba lagi menyata dalam bentuk perbuatan/tindakan yang tanpa kenal putus asa. Ingat!, artikel ini mirip badut dan lelucon yang gak lucu memang. Namun mengenai isi dan kandungan yang tersirat didalamnya, bisa dipertanggungjawabkan. Hanya saja, Tuanku begatui mengamanatkan demikian, saya sebagai penyambung lidah dari tuanku padaku sri baginda begatui njelantui magug ngetayae memayae ncencakae bebelingak blantuk luk gugu njerugu dimergi situ (Nama dan gelar tuanku begatui) hanya menyampaikan apa adanya dan tanpa ditambah ato dikurangi sedikitpun. Gak percaya? tengok saja di http://personal-x-code.blogspot.com. Disana kau akan temukan link url miliknya begatui-online.blogspot.com. Apa artinya? Itu artinya (maaf aku jawab sendiri...), 

Artikel yang dipublish disini bermutu dan dijadikan referensi di personal-x-code.blogspot.com dan begitu juga sebaliknya ... (tukeran link biar jadi backlink dan bisa menaikkan ranking dan coba kau keliling-keliling, tawarkan url link karena ini penting biar gak pening mikirin si kantong kering). Mari kita mulai!

Semua, jelas kepengen kalo seandainya blog ato website-nya punya pagerank dihati mbah google. Si mbah jadi semakin sayang ama blog kita. Saking sayangnya, tiap kali user ngetikin apa aja di kotak ajaibnya, si mbah langsung ngasih tau semua orang. Bahkan blog kita ditaruh paling atas 'ndiri.

Untuk mendapatkan pagerank, satu aja, Sulitnya bagaikan mendaki gunung himalaya. (Udah pernah kesana belom? .. - aq aja belom hehehe...). Emang kamu udah punya pagerank apa? Udah sih .. baru satu .. eh berhubung udah gak diupdate lagi, tuh page rank jadi hilang alias 0 lagi. (Wah....)

Kenapa sih susah susah pengen ndapetin page rank?
Emang ada untungnya, apa?

Ya iyalah. Lalu, ngapain aku posting ini artikel kalo ada niat lain. Posting artikel ini kan salah satu cara update blog ini, daripada gak. Ntar giliran kamu nanya ama mbah, gak bakal dikasih tau kalo aku gak pernah update. Kacian ... blog ini urutan ke .... gak bisa dibayangin deh. Nah, berhubung kamu udah ampe kemari, sekalian aja aku kasih tau. Kita sharing lah.

Ada isu lo.
Kata orang yg udah punya pagerank khususnya 7 bilang ke aku, katanya gini:

"If your site has less than pagerank 4,you're nobody. Jump a notch up. Pagerank 5 means you're rising hotshot. Folks would pay $30 a month to place a link on your site. Pagerank 6 means you're almost a god. Not only would you rank in the top ten searche engine ranking for chosen keywords, you'd rake in about $50 per site per month in ad revenue. Magic begins at pagerank 7.Own such a domain and people beg to pay you $100+ per month to advertise on your site. Do that for quick cash, or you can sell the domain for thousands of dollars".

Maaf tuanku begatui, tuh yang diatas bahasa apaan sih ...? aq gak ngerti deh!
Heheehe .. Okelah kalo begithu. Ane akan kasih tahu (bukan tempe!). Terjemahannya adalah sbb:

"Jika blogmu memiliki pagerank yang kurang dari 4, kau bukan siapa-siapa (Emang aku siapa hayoo). Catat tuh! (Iya deh...). Pagerank 5 berarti kau sedang naik daun (Emang Jin bisa melayang-layang naikin daun). Folks (Nama website keren) akan membayarmu 30 dollar per bulan dengan meletakkan Linknya si folks kedalam website/blogmu! (Hah! ..yang bener nih?!.. jangan becanda ah!). Pagerank 6 berarti kau hampir sama ama tuhan. (Udah gila si penulis blog ini kalee ...- "gak aja"). Udah punya Pagerank 6 aja, tuh link web/blog kita nongol di urutan teratas apapun yang orang-orang tanyain ama mbah google. Lagian, kau dan aku akan mengeruk tidak kurang dari 50 dollar per bulan hanya dengan memasang 1 iklan aja! (Wah ... asyik ya?). Nah, Keajaiban dimulai kalo web ato blogmu udah mencapai pagerank 7. Selamat pingsan aja wkwkwkwk! (Lho kok?). Sebab web keren lain ato perusahaan lainnya bakal nyembah-nyembah ama kita dan nawarin 100 dollar per bulan cuma nampilin se ... (maaf) se-upil iklannya di blog ato web kita. (Waduh! ... kelelep deh). Jadi, bikin blog ato webmu jadi pagerank 7 (minimal) ato jual aja tuh web apa blogmu kalo udah pagerank 7. (Emang berapa sih kalo dijual?). Harga pagerank 7 antara 5.000 ampe 10.000 dollar (Mati aku! ..ini sih keterlaluan tingginya!!!!)... yang lain bakal ngiler en antre pengen beli blog punyamu ... asyik, kan? (Jadi selebritis dong hehehehe...).

Nah, begitulah terjemahannya yang ku tau.
Terus, gimana nih?
OK. aq lanjutin (Ngomong-ngomong, kopi ama snacknya mana...? sekalian ama rokoknya hehehe). Yuk! langsung aja!

Pertama! Beli domain di godaddy.com ato doteasy.com ... beli sekalian 40 domain yang berbeda Kelas IP-nya (Karena si mbah google seneng banget ama multi-IP). Update tiap hari tuh postingannya. Kalo bisa format pagenya pake PHP deh.

Kedua! Bikin Backlink. (Caranya?) Daftarin link-link webmu dengan tag ok punya (Misalnya : Business) di Netscape.com, lengkapnya : http://www.netscape.com/tag/business. Ini adalah cara instan biar langsung cepet naik dari pagerank 3 ampe 4.

Ketiga! Daftarin juga di:
Dmoz.org
Yahoo Directory
iwebtool.com
relmaxtop.com
ntar, pagerank 4 bakal nongol ditiap webmu ... Tapi jangan lupa update artikel tiap webmu per harinya 1 artikel!. (Wah, gak cape tuh? - terserah!, mau gak?)

Keempat! Bikin dan tulis komentarmu di:
courtneytuttle.com/blogs-that-follow/
mattcuts.com
pearsonified.com
scobleizer.com

Kelima! Ketik ini di kotak ajaibnya mbah google :
[[site:.edu inurl:blog "post a comment" - "comments closed" - "you must be logged in" "your keywords"]]. your keyword diganti ama ... kata kunci yang ada hubungannya ama pendidikan. Terus? Kasih komentar di blog edu yang muncul ... Komennya agak berbobot dikit lah ... biar tuh mbah .. bakal kaget karena kita udah jalan-jalan jauh banget .. hehehe.

Keenam!
Tunggu aja! ntar tau-tau udah nyampe pagerank 4 ato 5 (Wah ... ).

Ketujuh! Bikin 3 domain lagi yang baru dan pasang tuh link 40 webmu tadi di web barumu. Terus tunggu, tau-tau 3 domainmu udah jadi pagerank 5! (Duh ... tuanku ..)

Kedelapan! Bikin lagi 2 domain yang linknya dipasang di 3 domain ber-pagerank tadi. dan tunggu!!! dan hasilnya adalah ... 2 domain barusan jadi page rank 6! (Pingsan deh).

Kesembilan!? (ayo dong cepetan !!!.... udah kebelet nih! -iya iya .. sabar ah!).
Bikin satu lagi yang baru!, dan pasang link webmu yang baru ke web yg udah jadi pagerank 6 tadi! dan tunggu!

Kesepuluh! Jder! .. jadi pagerank 7.

Terus ngapain?
Dengan pagerank 7, kamu bisa pasang iklan disana milik siapa aja dengan bayaran tidak kurang dari 50 ampe 100 dollar per bulan per iklan per page! (WOW!)
Kalo gak, jual aja tuh website pagerank 7-mu. Harganya sekitar 10.000 dollar (Ingat! Sepuluh ribu dollar! ) dan .... Bikin lagi ...(terus?) ... bikin lagi ....(terus?) ... bikin lagi 10000x.


Ssssst...ini ada bocoran rahasia dariku (aku ambil dari kitab kuning pegangan tuanku begatui) :

1. Agak sulit untuk mewujudkan tahapan diatas, apalagi cuma bisa bikin blog yang dari dulu emang cari yang serba gretongan alias gratis tis!. (Jadi gimana dong?)
Hehehehe .. kawanku tercinta, dengarkan aku.. diantara tahapan itu, jelas ada dong yang bisa kita ikuti alias coba, Uraian diatas kan gak mutlak! artinya ... syukur kalo bisa bikin 40 web dengan cara diatas, kalo gak, .. bikin aja 40 blog dari www.blogger.com yang gretongan.. nah beres, kan ...? mendingan, kan? Pokoknya cari aja Rahasia Terpendam dari Segenap Uraian diatas! Telitilah! dan Coba!.... Aku yakin kamu akan menemukannya!!!!!!!!
2. Aku juga baru nyobain nih. Eh, ternyata blogku di http://3nglish7.blogspot.com udah nyampe pagerank 1 (Duh, kacian....) tapi lumayan lah ....
3. terus aja berjuang! selama hayat masih dikandung badan!
Aku doain semoga kamu-kamu berhasil semua! Optimis selalu!

I Love Indonesian's Blogger~!

Karang Sanggrahan, 27 Januari 2011
Juru bicara Tuanku Begatui,




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Thursday, January 27, 2011

Welcome To Begatui Blog

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Tuanku begatui kemarin mampir kerumahku. Dia bilang minta dianter pagi-pagi besok (maksudnya ya hari ini yang kebetulan batal karena aku harus ikut kondangan tetangga sebelah. Belum malamnya mesti mujahadahan rutin tiap malam kamis-legi) Tapi, aku cuma mengangguk dan bilang dalam hati : "sorry". Besok ada acara, gak bisa nganterin atau nemenin.

Memang dia agak kesal waktu aku diam tanpa bilang apa-apa. "Eh bisa gak nih?" "kalau bisa ya bilang dong, masa' diam aja sih!" "Lagian kalo gak mau juga gak apa apa kok!", katanya sentimen. 'Ah, mending aku tinggal facebook-an aja.' pikirku.

Dalam kegundahan itu, ah .. kenapa gak bikin blog kayak orang-orang. Temen-temenku aja semua punya blog. Bagus-bagus dan kreatif. Ada fitur bikin bantal, selimut, keranjang nasi sampe bikin tempe-bosok! Nah lo!. Pokoke super kreatif deh!. Padahal aku gak punya modal apa-apa buat bikin blog. Ah kenapa gak nanya ama mbah google aja. Dia kan tau apa aja. Sekali browsing ... ketemu deh.


Githulah judulnya. Eh yang keluar blogger.com, Aq langsung sign up di gmail.com, buka blogger.com lalu .. sampailah aku di halaman posting dan lagi menulis sekarang dan mungkin semua disini lagi membacanya.
Maaf betul gak bisa posting yang keren-keren kayak Mr.joe ataupun Tante Siti, apalagi si Arul ama Mas syauqi, juga si singo 07 alias mbak nyem2nyem. Wah, blog mereka bagus semua! aku ngiri banget. Tapi yah apa boleh buat, nasi telah menjadi bubur. mau dibatalin gimana, mau terus juga gimana nih? Nanya lagi ah ama mbah google.

Nah ketemu lagi tuh. Pasang meta tag dulu, terus sign up dan submit di webmaster centralnya si google, daftar di alexa.com dan gak lupa si feedburner. Udah gitu langsung ku add di http://www.google.com/addurl. Terus apalagi nih. Oya, aku submit juga ke yahoo.com terus ... kemana lagi nih ... (banyak amat submit-nya>?) githu kata kadal disampingku. Iyalah! itukan tekhnik promosi yang dibilang ama si mbah. Biar orang pada tau aku punya blog githu loh ... heheeh eee pamer dikit gak papa kan?.

Oya hampir aja lupa. Terus terang, dibilang newbie emang iya sih. Masih banyak banget yang gak tau dunia maya ini. Kalo si luna maya aku tau banget deh wkwkwkwkk ... (jangan ketawa aja! - githu kata tikus yang kebetulan lewat didepanku! Ups! nyaris aja!). Tapi yang jelas, ntar temen-temen yang sering visit disini juga bakal tau. Tau gimana, bos? Yah tau apa aja yang ku posting dong... (protes melulu perasaan nih). Yang jelas aku bakal posting dari yang berbibit hingga berbobot. Dan, gak lupa kopi plus rokoknya mesti nemenin biar klop githu!

Itu aja deh, udah jam 11 malam ini, ngantuk. Besok aku posting lagi.
Salam dan Piece buat Green earth dan Young generation of Indonesia!
I love you fuuuuuuuuuuuulllllllllll...